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  • Bitter Men
    Where the lost, lonely and mentally ill can now be found chatting about MISERABLE motor vehicles. No O/T posts.
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    Last post by Ozzy Mandeus View the latest post
    Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:44 am
  • Rogue Traders
    Buy, sell & swap your rubbish old cars, parts, accessories & Automobilia here.
    Also put Things you have Seen for sale on the net in this bit.
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    Last post by tone_depear View the latest post
    Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:59 am

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ouch.
xedos
Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:25 pm
*2 herniated discs. Fun week.
tone_depear
Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:38 pm
Aye. Well, technically Rotherham but only by about 30 yards. Currently working from home because slipped disc. Stupid houses.
tone_depear
Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:18 am
I have some broken cars. Or rather, Ozzy has some broken cars of mine. And I have one of his working things, still.
xedos
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:11 am
Well done. Still in Shef?
xedos
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:10 am
I moved house. It was difficult. Owt going on?
tone_depear
Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:35 am
I think he probably would. He can't afford it though.
Ozzy Mandeus
Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:48 pm
Wonder if Conor would like* a montego? www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122634022492
xedos
Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:33 pm
An alfa giulia.
Ozzy Mandeus
Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:18 pm
Go on then Ozzy, what is the pretty thing you've broken down in?
xedos
Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:28 pm
Aye. :( He's giving me £900 tho including the wind deflector and I only paid £650 (although I spent a bit) so it's not awful.
tone_depear
Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:16 pm
Bargain Saab
xedos
Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:30 pm
I've already bought a Honda accord but it's too new to be very interesting. It was <£600 though, so... Lucky I'm not homeless and have loads of places to put cars that aren't just random residential streets...
tone_depear
Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:08 pm
I see nothing wrong with that harlequin potato shaped vehicle. Lexus doesn't look happy though.
tone_depear
Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:08 pm
Saably was sent to auction. Doing ok... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/253050048909
tone_depear
Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:06 pm
Same difference!
tone_depear
Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:05 pm
that's not a spare mgf that's a spares mgf. way, way too much wrong with that one!
Ozzy Mandeus
Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:05 pm
Actually, I'm going to turn my laptop off before I do something stupid
xedos
Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:20 pm
mind, I keep wondering about offering a home for that spare MGF you have
xedos
Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:14 pm
"oh god, not another heap of shit to clog up my lift / yard"
xedos
Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:11 pm
I see you there, Ozzy, worrying in the background
xedos
Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:10 pm
saab sold, tone?
xedos
Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:53 pm
Also for temporarily carless people who are prepared to drive a lovely* picasso
Ozzy Mandeus
Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:36 pm
Moto scat best forum for temporarily homeless people
tone_depear
Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:15 am
I do want a broken 405 but I can't have one. Currently have no parking so the Saab is still parked up the road from my old house, and the Picasso and her Civic are both in pay and displays. :'(
tone_depear
Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:14 am
Yeah, that looks nice. Sadly I'm a bit spent up at the moment and i already have a convertable. GLWTS!
Ozzy Mandeus
Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:56 am
actually, it looks ace. Don't suppose you want a broken 405 estate?
xedos
Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:00 am
want me to stick it on the NHS intranet? someone will think it's a bargain..!
xedos
Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:59 pm
:(
tone_depear
Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:35 pm
Well, seeing as it;s gone so well for you... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/253045615807
tone_depear
Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:35 pm
Sold for the asking price. I'll advertise more cars on the intranet!
xedos
Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:05 am
Iknow there were, but then C_S vanished
xedos
Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:47 pm
how are there no pictures of it on the internet?
xedos
Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:44 pm
:)
Ozzy Mandeus
Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:24 pm
Some of it might be
xedos
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:12 pm
it's not red is it?
tone_depear
Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:45 pm
Tone, mine might run well but "perfectly good" isn't a term I'd use to describe it.
Ozzy Mandeus
Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:44 am
yup
xedos
Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:11 pm
Alto now on ebay, though not a 99p start!
xedos
Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:29 pm
Ah, ffs. V5 is in storage now. Abort.
tone_depear
Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:49 pm
Big cars best. Speaking of which, OM, you don't fancy swapping your perfectly good potato shaped vehicle with a sunroof for mine which burns a bit of oil and doesn't have a sunroof, do you? (+ some pennies)
tone_depear
Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:00 am
was also handy this afternoon "securely" storing niece and nephews MTBs in the boot whilst at the pub
xedos
Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:31 pm
pug achieved 40.1MPG, making it an effective* suzuki replacement
xedos
Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:30 pm
you know, that sounds surprisingly familiar. You aren't the only one who thinks that.
Ozzy Mandeus
Wed Jun 28, 2017 7:56 am
If you'd told me 5 years ago if I'd be actually using twitter for work purposes after 10PM, I'd have laughed at you. Now I'll merely cry.
xedos
Tue Jun 27, 2017 10:19 pm
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Ozzy Mandeus
Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:13 pm
something like that.
Ozzy Mandeus
Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:11 pm
I trust the thumb up meant 'my fiat ducato is fsr superior to your shiity Japanese luxobarge, be gone with you' and not 'this is fucked, can I have a lift back to the yard plz'
xedos
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:43 pm
why didn't you say in the advert you'd consider games consoles! Atart 2600 + 3 games 2nite?
Ozzy Mandeus
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:49 pm
including a shedload of messages offering xboxes for the alto
xedos
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:32 pm
mailserver recieved 10GB of spam on Friday, filled the disc and pretty much took it down. spent the whole weekend in london wondering why I wasn't getting emails
xedos
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:31 pm
i htink that's why I sold it thb!
xedos
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:29 pm
oof. mind, I put 25k on the MX5 in one year when we moved here
xedos
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:29 pm
also, have now put 3k miles on the MG. Might be pushing my luck with it!
Ozzy Mandeus
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:28 pm
Heavy night? not so much drink as driving - I went to a gig in stanley, then drove a bunch of drunks to a nightclub, then took them all home, then drove back to boro. Didn't have a drop all night, still had a hangover this morning. I need to not live 50 miles from my work and social life,
Ozzy Mandeus
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:27 pm
yes, but that was especially shit :)
xedos
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:27 pm
last time you did a no res auction I ended up buying your car.
Ozzy Mandeus
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:26 pm
https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/2004-suzuki-alto-32k-£30-tax-mot-nov-/1250508693 Debating a no-reserve auction, can't decide if it'd be brave or just stupid.
xedos
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:21 pm
I'll try and find out what's available; it's in king's lyn which is a bitch to cart stuff from
xedos
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:14 pm
heavy night?
xedos
Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:13 pm
like, some paracetemol and a strong coffee might be nice.
Ozzy Mandeus
Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:24 am
Anything and everything considered at the moment!
Ozzy Mandeus
Sun Jun 25, 2017 3:19 am
Are you in need of anything ozzy? rents are currently doing a houseclearance
xedos
Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:19 pm
I've thrown away some furniture this week but it was all utter shit)
tone_depear
Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:53 pm
I'm out of my house on Wednesday (if I ever finish all this packing and tip runs) and we're in her tiny studio until new house is ready, hopefully pre Xmas.
tone_depear
Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:53 pm
still not in my house, still filling the garage with donated furniture
Ozzy Mandeus
Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:58 pm
We've already got a picasso. I use it as a van. A quick van with good aircon and a big glass sunroof.
Ozzy Mandeus
Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:57 pm
Tl;dr: Dad, can we buy an Picasso?
tone_depear
Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:50 pm
When the (probably original) cambelt goes I might just get another
tone_depear
Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:49 pm
So many things I would have had to hire a van to do, but haven't. https://flic.kr/p/URAp7g wish it had a sunroof tho.
tone_depear
Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:23 pm
Currently on day 5 of emptying my house. I am even more convinced that a decent xsara Picasso is just about the best car you can get. I like sitting up high and i like vans, but still. It's so good and was so cheap.
tone_depear
Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:21 pm
Next message: Dad, can we buy a Nova? and repeat....
Seth
Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:41 pm
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